Sunday, January 2, 2011

Me and Roger Clemens

I get it now! Being the big needle wimp that I am, I just couldn't understand the whole steroids thing in sports. You're gonna stick a needle in your leg every day, just to hit more home runs? What are you, crazy?

But if they're using the same needles I'm using...well then, it ain't that bad.

Oh, and by the way...I'm 118 this morning. I had a little ice cream and some popcorn last night. I'd rather wake up a little high than too low.

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